The key to this plan is the giant laser
It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons
Therefore we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a Death Star

The Alan Parsons Project will destroy Washington, D.C.

Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan Parsons Project

Ladies and gentlemen, I've developed a device for travelling through time which I call a "Time Machine"
Using this "Time Machine," I'm going to go back to the sixties and steal Austin Powers' mojo