I was always searchin' for El Dorado

Jus' put the needle on the record!

Well, are you short haired, long haired, young and old, tryin' to get yourself together with what you've been told? Well, what you been told ain't the righteous truth. Because I can tell you now, son, I've been here for five hundred and one years. Ever since the Renaissance. And I'll tell you what, the train is gonna leave at half-past two. What you gonna do? You gonna leave with me, or be left here with the squares, on their ordinary triangular world, man?