Wanna be a high-school football hero with an s.a.t. score less then zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer
I wanna be a high-school football hero

Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game
Don't care about my future
'Cause it is just another day
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde

Wanna be a high-school football hero with an s.a.t score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer
I wanna be a highshcool football hero

My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys
My brain's put in upside-down so I'm just a little slow
I'll change my name to Bubba so that
Everyone will know I wanna be a high-school football hero