I was walking down the street
When someone called my name
She had spiked heels on her feet
And she was feeling no pain

Oh must be Lizard Love

So I hid behind the newspaper
Turned to page six
She was in her birthday suit
Behind a crucifix

She was hanging big booty
She was puss and boots way up to here
She's a little bit of heaven, a 24-7
A 10 every day of the year

Now there must be some mistake
I'm feeling so high strung
She said 'I make love like a snake
I even got a forked-tongued

At first I thought I was dreaming
That I'd wake up and she'd disappear
But when I opened up my eyes
She was laughing and a screaming swinging from the chandelier

You know I never seem to give
Or ever get enough
And I just can't seem to live without
That sweet bodacious stuff