How do you do Miss Mistletoe?
How do you do so fine?
Melt my shoes when you kiss my nose
And turn my blood to wine

A whoop-de-doo and oh hoo-ree
I jump and twirl around
Ain't no word so sweet to sing
Just how you bore me down

He-ya-oo
Hea-yao-oo-wa

Now what the heck and how the hell
I can't believe my eyes
Sold my marbles down the wishing well
Clamor at the sky

So pour the cider and stoke the coals
And finish up the pie
What comes tomorrow, well goodness knows
But tonight I'm by your side

He-ya-oo
Hea-yao-oo-wa

So how do you do Miss Mistletoe?
How do you do so fine?
Melt my shoes and you kiss my nose
And turn my blood to wine