Wednesday's panties on a Friday night
Drive-in movie and I'm gettin' mine
Bounce that 93 Honda Civic
Stacked in the back and he's all up in it
Don't want to meet your Mom
Such an epic fail
Order up your bride
From the fuckin' mail
And your profile pic
It's not even you
I'm reading 6 foot 3
More like 5'2"

Down, down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm down

Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Everybody get some cherry candy yum yum
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Eat it on the first date
Coming straight to third base

Swinging in the tree house
Donkey Kong
Tarzan screaming
Baby give me some
Paper bag bitch busted in the face
But got that bomb dick, not a total waste
Don't want to meet your Mom
Such an epic fail
Order up your bride
From the fuckin' mail
And your profile pic
It's not even you
I'm reading 6 foot 3
More like 5'2"

Down, down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm down

Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Everybody get some cherry candy yum yum
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Eat it on the first date
Going straight to third base

D T F
I'm down
D T F
I'm down
D T F
I'm down
D T F
I'm down

Down, down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm D T F
Down, down
Duh duh
I'm down

Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Everybody get some cherry candy yum yum
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Oh
Whoa, oh
Eat it on the first date
Going straight to third base