You say black, I say white. You turn left, I go right
You get high, I get low you. You live fast, I stay slow

Stop, wait a minute, stop
You're driving me, insanity!
Runs in the family, the side of my father
Please come for tea just ask for me. I'm the Madhatter!

You get up, I go down. You say square, I say round
You don't stay, I don't go. If I care, I say so
What?! Wait a minute, so what. So what. So what

You're driving me, insanity! Runs in the family
Side of my father please come to tea
Just ask for me, I'm the Madhatter! Insanity!
Runs in the family side of my father
Please come to tea, sit next to me I'm the Madhatter!

Insanity! Runs in the family side of my father
Please come to tea, sit next to me I'm the Madhatter!