Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!

Went to the fish shop (ba ba be op!)
Went to the chip shop (ba ba be op!)
Went to the burger shop (ba ba be op!)
Didn't have a long stop

Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!

Went to these places (ba ba be op!)
Didn't like their faces (ba ba be op!)
No television (ba ba be op!)
No competition

Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!

Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!

Now I'm in the right shop (ba ba be op!)
To stop my hunger (ba ba be op!)
Can't make my mind up (ba ba be op!)
I'll just pick a number

Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
Hey! Hey! I want a Chinese takeaway!
Hey! Hey! Woo woo woo!
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