Well I love, love, love you, honey
I find your jokes and stories funny
And your clothes so original

Don't strike me blind
Oh, I wouldn't tell you a lie
When you smile my legs go funny
When you're happy the world looks sunny
Your ideas so original
Oh, tell me why, I wouldn't tell you a porkpie

Who the hell said
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (reduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (seduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
When gold is good enough for me
And it fucks you up, yeah, it fucks you up

(You've been at that guitar again)

And if you're striking off in such a hurry
Banging loudly as a barge on bunny
And your friends are so wunderbar
I tell you true, I'd never hide that from you, oh

Who the hell said
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (reduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (seduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
When gold is good enough for me
And it fucks you up

And who the hell said
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (reduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (seduces you)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
You're worth your weight in gold (it fucks you up)
When gold is good enough for me
And it fucks you up, yeah, fucks you up
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