Mailman comes around 6:15
I thought I saw my neighbors kissing
I got a really pressing meeting
With me, my couch, and mindless TV

Sad I didn't go to college
And all my lifelong friends aren't calling
Well, at least I'm so successful
How can I complain?

I finally got what I want
I finally got what I want
But the next part's kind of comical
I'm still fucking miserable

When did life become so dull?
Since when was 25 so old?
Always told aging with tricky
Especially in this plastic city

Was just a kid
Pure innocence
But where does that go?
Will we ever know?
Now it's a pain
I'm so tortured and vain
Just wanna feel better

I finally got what I want
I finally got what I want
But the next part's kind of comical
I'm still fucking miserable