I've seen the future, I can't afford it
Tell me the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks gonna build us a paradise

Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
So tell me
Tell me tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Tell me tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire

Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
What's my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun

But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
So tell me
Tell me tell me, how to be a millionaire?
Tell me tell me, how to be a millionaire?

Who wants to be millionaire?
I do, I don't I do
Who wants to be millionaire?
I do, I don't

I've seen the future and I can't afford it