This week has been a total write-off
Haven't even had a single day or night off
Had to find me a bar where the jukebox plays

I didn't come for a conversation
That's really what I'm trying to get away from
Had to find me a buzz I can ride away

People, I'm here to get liquored up
Happy as a kid with a tonka truck
A pair of wobbly-pops in a solo cup
Should pick me up
When you see me in an hour
I'll be in my happy place
Cuz I'll be liquored up
Liquored up

Ain't got no craft beer filter
I'm good with old style Pilsner
Settle in and watch the pretty girls go past

Some guys get a little agro
Pick a fight just to stroke their egos
Put a couple in me and I just grin and laugh

Because I'm here to get liquored up
Happy as a kid with a tonka truck
A pair of wobbly-pops in a solo cup
Should pick me up
When you see me in an hour
I'll be in my happy place
Cuz I'll be liquored up
Yeah, I'll be liquored up

I'm gonna be liquored up
Happy as a kid with a tonka truck
A pair of wobbly-pops in a solo cup
Should pick me up
When you see me in an hour
I'll be in my happy place
Cuz I'll be liquored up
Happy as a kid with a tonka truck
A pair of wobbly-pops in a solo cup
Should pick me up
When you see me in an hour
I'll be in my happy place
Cuz I'll be liquored up
Yeah, I'll be liquored up
I'm gettin' liquored up
I'm liquored up...